One day, the citizens of planet Sex, in the far away Galaxy called the Tubular Nebula, pointed their rusty telescope towards planet Earth.
And what they saw was alarming:
Everyone was tired, melancholic, and of generally bad humor.
But they instantly knew the right remedy:
The earthlings needed more sex.
So they sent off a power beam of sex energy towards this tiny blue planet.
And it's 2025, and the sex wave has finally arrived.
It's visible all around us.
Formerly harmless pop, rap, or dance musicians suddenly make naughty tracks.
Old-fashioned and boring politicians, tv hosts, journalists, can't stop cranking slippery jokes.
There have even been reports that clothing such as jeans or shirts ain't what it used to be; tears and holes begin to show, the clothes literally start to degrade and fall apart.
This is blamed on the big corporation, capitalism, and the poor quality of material they now use for making clothes.
Nothing could be farther from the truth!
This is the work of the sex ray, too: the very fabric of our clothing becomes disintegrated until the bare truth shines through.
Low Entropy is a musician who pointed his astral ears towards the sky, listened very deeply to the vibrations of these sex waves, and channeled them into new music.
So, in order to celebrate the good work by the citizens of planet Sex, in the far away galaxy called the Tubular Nebula, here is a full-length release of slippery Gabber, Oldschool and Speedcore tracks.
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